August 2008
“First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down,...”
– The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.
Free Obama Stickers
for all mega bros.
Coors Light
I just took a sip out of a Coors Light and I had to make sure that they didn’t mistakenly fill the bottles with water.
Moe.Down
Any of you fuck faces heading to the moe.down music festival this weekend?
Probably not, you all have bad taste in good times.
Rain
It has arrived, and even though it is only going to last 15 minutes, it put a smile on my face.
WatchCelebrity Chef on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
WatchTrailerSpy - Tom Cruise Scene from Tropic Thunder (Leaked)
The sad thing about The Election is...
allisonweiss:
I have class on election day, one which happens to be giving an exam. The other two allow only two absences per semester, and I don’t know if I can risk my grade by giving up a day to go vote. Who knows how long those lines are. I have a 2.5 hour break between class, but between biking to the polling place, waiting in line, and biking back, I might be late for that exam I was...
I love Ryan too but... →
dawnowar:
Ryan Adams is the new Jakob Lodowick
Why would you even compare the two? Ryan Adams speaks in riddle because he didnt’ graduate high school. Jakob Lodwick speaks in riddle because he doesn’t care whether you understand him or not.
“Should I buy this new Dell that appeals to mainstream free spirited alts that...”
– HIPSTER RUNOFF
Watch6 Ways Mushrooms can Save the World - Ted Talks
“The Comcast Corporation plans to slow service to its heaviest Internet users...”
– Comcast to Slow Internet Service - NYTimes.com
How many houses do you own?
How many houses do you own? Most Americans could answer that question quite easily.
But John McCain couldn’t remember yesterday when asked by reporters. It’s
actually kind of ridiculous. He paused and said, “I think—I’ll have my
staff get to you.”1 (The correct answer? At least seven.)
-http://www.moveon.org
“Consumers worried about salad safety may soon be able to buy fresh spinach and...”
– FDA OKs zapping greens for safety - CNN.com
This just doesn’t sound right to me.
Watchanant:
The actual audio from Britney’s mic, edited on top of her dubbed performance.
Leave Britney Alone!!
30 Ways to Make your Life More Simple
1. Resign from a commitment you’re not passionate about.
2. Stop trying to be perfect.
3. Implement a basic cleaning schedule.
4. Sign up for automatic billpay.
5. Automate a portion of your investing.
6. Clean out your media collection and keep only the items you love.
7. Plant perennials that will automatically bloom next spring.
8. Clean out your purse or wallet.
9. Put a paper shredder next to your mail spot.
10. Winnow your wardrobe down to pieces that work together.
11. Delete any social networking accounts you don’t actually use.
12. Add your number to the do-not-call list.
13. Create a car maintenance schedule and post it somewhere you’ll see it.
14. Design a filing system that you can stick to.
15. Start your day with a healthy meal.
16. Turn your phone off when you need quiet time.
17. Invest in a programmable thermostat.
18. Set one good goal, and go achieve it.
19. Record your good “shower” ideas and then implement them. (Don’t we all get our best inspirations in the shower?)
20. Write to a friend with (gasp!) pen and paper.
21. Set limits on your bad habits, and reward yourself when you stick with them.
22. Stop trying to be a saint and indulge yourself every once in a while.
23. Pay off your credit card debt.
24. Avoid watching commercials and reading advertisements.
25. Rediscover the pleasure of reading purely for enjoyment.
26. Plan two weeks of delicious meals ahead of time and skip the nightly grocery run.
27. Go to your doctor for a preventative checkup.
28. Remember the joys of doing nothing.
29. Singletask as much as possible.
30. Learn to ask for help.
from http: //www.onsimplicity.net/2008/07/30-ways-to-make-your-life-more-simple/
“Snooze your email. Just forward any email to 24@hitmelater.com and we’ll...”
– HitMeLater - A Snooze Button For Your Email
WatchThe Great Office War on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Hey UPS.com
Go Eff yourself on a stone wall. Thanks for requiring me to sign up for an account on your site in order to get any real information while tracking a package. You data mining son of a bitch.
Things I'm glad I successfully avoided this summer
jessicascarane:
Gladiator sandals
To possibly be continued.
That, Right there. Woman of tumblr take note. Gladiator Sandals are not attractive in anyway shape or form. I promise. I know I know, I have Poor Taste and all, but let’s be serious.
Watchyvynyl:
Guess Who on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
set to “It’s Nasty” by Grandmaster Flash. Um yes. Hell yes.
“The only time it’s good to yell “I have diarrhea” is when...”
– Twitter / zach galifianakis
Nas - Untitled (Torrent) →
You know the deal.
Beck - A Modern Guilt (Torrent) →
Buy tickets to his shows and buy his merch - Steal his Recorded Music.
Aphex Twin - Alberto Balsam
Lowering the drinking age? →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
chvnx:
antikris:
Get real. I am 29 and I cant say that I even now know how to enjoy alcohol responsibly. Do they think lowering the age to 18 will alleviate the binge drinking?! Realy?! If you want to do something, legalize the herb. I cant partake in it because I get drug tested for work but I know if I went on weed binges over booze binges the only thing that...
Look up your Ecstasy Pills! →
Great resource for looking up the contents and reviews for branded ecstasy pills that are floating around the country. Just because I you all don’t post about drugs doesn’t mean you aren’t taking them. There is a such thing as a responsible drug user!
Monday
Hi there, you sneaky bastard.
So Today
I do not have to work, I am taking a 3 day weekend and should be asleep. My alarm is set to 10:35am and here I am out of bed and wide awake. I hate the WEEK.
